Panda bear

"A panda bear walks into a bar and sits at a table, and orders a burger and a beer. The waiter brings it out. So the panda eats his meal, and asks for the check. He pays the bill, leaving a generous tip, and when the waiter comes back for the check, the panda stands up and shoots the waiter. He then proceeds directly to the door, but the bartender stops him and asks why he shot the waiter. The panda replied, "I'm a panda. Look it up."
So the bartender looks it up and sure enough, he read:

Panda Bear - Native to southeast Asian forests and grasslands. Distinctive white and black patches. Eats shoots and leaves"

Vale a pena visitar o sáite de onde tirei isso. Muitas coisas bacanas. Tá, essa não foi das melhores, mas eu gostei. E tem coisas legais lá, tem sim.